Inspired Ideas

Saturday. It’s finally here. Let the weekend rituals begin.

Many will go out to celebrate the “good life” and there was a time where you had to rely on the trusted memories of those around you to recount the drunken stupor of your horrible night.

Where, oh where, did the night go oh so wrong?

It was planned perfectly, in fact the one anal planner of the group, even sent a full on itinerary of the nights events. There’s always one.

You eventually stumble home. Make a few drunken phone calls. Send out a dozen text messages to every secret crush in your cell phone and eventually pass out halfway between your room and the washroom.

Gotta love the weekend.

With the advent of social networking sites, you no longer have to count on the memory of your friends, it’s detailed in every single horrible detail for everyone to see. Tag. Tag. Tag. Poke. Poke. Poke. Nish Shah is now friends with Mercedes DelaRoux, Delinda Deville and Roxy. Damn the browse other networks function.

We need a solution to drunken social networking. And I’ve got it. An Inspired Idea free for the taking. Yup, that’s just the kind of guy I am.

Introducing, VirtualDrunkTank.com (I’ve checked it’s currently available). Here’s how it works, before you go out for your night on the town log into the site. Check off all the sites that you want to restrict access to, Facebook, MySpace, HiFive, Whatever. It automatically restricts your browser from accessing these sites for 12 hours.

If you’re partying for more than 12 hours straight, you’ve got issues. Seek help. I can’t help you.

When you try to access these sites in your drunken state it automatically puts you in the virtual drunk tank where you can meet other people trying to do exactly the same. In essence another social networking site. Yes, I’m contributing to the problem but helping at the same time. Brilliant.

It almost seems like the perfect site for a beer company to start. Hint. Hint. My beer friends I hope you’re reading.

If you build it. I will use it. That I can promise you.

Here’s to Saturday…

- Nish

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